I went to prom with a broom I loved broom so I kissed broom Broom got mad so she stabbed me I was happy I didn't Die I was so happy I kissed broom and didn't stop so That broom called 911 police Sky Was Very mad so she stabbed me and I died But somehow I was alive so I kissed a hott person And person killed me THE END yea boy (this is not a true story)